Thursday, November 22, 2012

Do You Know What I Hate: Boobs (Specifically)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! For today's post, I'd like to complain, because nothing funny or bad happened this Thanksgiving. Except my dad's boss come with his wife and new baby. They were Korean and their baby boy was FREAKIN adorable! He was 6 weeks old, and I couldn't help but stroke his little head.
Anyways, I'd like to complain about boobs. And by boobs I mean big boobs. I hate people with boobs bigger than me, since I'm a freakin A cup.(Although, I exaggerate and say it's -Z) Most of my friends have bigger boobs than me and most of them are younger than me. Like, in middle school. Back in 7th grade, I had a friend that was a year younger than me and her boobs were like a double D. But, she was black......I'm not trying to be racist. I think it's stereotypical? Sorry. Anyways, the only weird thing is, if you go onto my DA and look through my gallery, I have some female characters with big boobs. It's weird how I dislike girls with bigger boobs than me and yet I draw my characters with bigger boobs. Huh. The only ones with flat chests are my younger girls, because....you know what I mean. My parents still don't know that I'm gay but I think my mother is slowing trying to see hints. I obsess a lot about boobs and my mother is questioning me saying," Are you gay or something?" and I lie saying that I ain't. So, she's halfway there of figuring out if I'm gay. Also, small boobs in my family are apparently like hereditary. Every woman in my family has small boobs. Ugh. Although, there are some good sides of having small boobs. I won't have back pain and they won't........hang when I get older. I still hate having small boobs though. I just want them a little bigger. Like at least a B cup will work.

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