This is a good example for a Condom Commercial

In the middle of church, a family sat in the pew in front of us. The couple had two kids that looked like they were in elementary and a little baby that looked like he was about 3. While we were trying to listen to the deacon, the little boy couldn't stop moving around in the pew. He ran up and down the pew, played loudly with his toy lizards, and kept bothering his brother and sister. (Mostly, us.) While the chorus sung, the people have to stand up and sing along, and the little boy kept running around and going UNDER the pew. Behind every pew is like a kneeler, and the little boy could have been hurt. Although, he ended pushing one, 2 to the right of me, and scaring the crap out of the pews that were around. He smiled like he was playing a practical joke on the people. I smiled back, but in my mind, I really wanted to give him a good spanking. I went over and pushed him to the other side and put up the kneeler. He was playing with his lizards and he kept smacking it on the pew, really close to me, and he threw the lizard at ME! I'm just glad it didn't fall into my shirt. I was trying to keep cool, because this was a kid from another family and not my brother. The parents were doing nothing! Like they didn't know that kid, and acted like it belonged to someone else. They didn't take him out of Mass, they didn't shush him. Nothing! The mother shushed the older kids for talking, and that kid was just running around! Ugh. The priest always blessed the children, and threw the holy water at them. That was a show to me, because the kids were younger than me and were so innocent. When the kid came back, he ran around the WHOLE section of pews! The father didn't bother catching him. He just kept signaling him to come back. When the kid came back, he said loudly, "I got wet! Right here, here, and here!" He pointed and almost every part of his body that got wet. Ugh. The kid was cute, but please control your kid. The church is a sacred place, not your kid's personal playground, to run amuck and disturb the people trying to pray. After we talked to our elderly friends, we went inside our car and my mother immediately shouted," I hate that kid!" That was our conversation for the whole ride to Denny's. That kid is a good example for birth control or at least a condom commercial. I should tell my friends about this kid, and they'll never have sex till they're 30.