Do You Know What I Hate: Boyfriend Braggers

I hate when my friends or random people brag about when they first get their boyfriends. "Oh, my first boyfriend was in 2nd grade." "I started dating before I started middle school." "We've been boyfriend and girlfriend since before we started school." It makes me jealous, because never in my life have I ever liked someone neither, neither did anyone like me. I'm not ugly, but I feel like it. I was born an ugly duckling, and my mother says that I bloomed into a beautiful swan. I don't see myself as that. I still see myself as the ugly duckling. Even my little brother is cuter than me, and he gets hit on girls in his school. I hope he doesn't get a girlfriend before me. I mean, I don't care if they have boyfriends, but can you please stop bragging about when you first got your boyfriend? Sheesh.