Laptops Aren't Meant To Protect Your Balls

I have these 2 awesome guy friends. One of them will be Chuckie (you know form Rugrats, plus he looks like him) and the other will be.....Sleepy. (He always falls asleep in Art class) These guys are really awesome; they make me laugh and they always tease me. They usually tease my emo friend but they would mostly tease me because she's usually in a bad mood and she squeaks like a mouse if her sides are touched. We always talk about sensitive spots that make you jump and they always poke my sides. I yelp a little bit but now it doesn't really bother me. One day, Sleepy did it to me and I yelped. I looked back at him and said, "One day I'm going to elbow you in the balls!" Now, he was standing slightly by my side but also behind me. I was sitting on a stool and it was possible for a bulls eye. He immediately grabbed his laptop and put it in front of his area. "This will protect me." He says. I thought it would work and I elbowed the laptop. Bad idea. He felt the full blow and leaned forward and quickly put the laptop back on the table. I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the hour while drawing. Don't worry, he was fine. It didn't hurt that bad, but it's just a boy's instinct to feel that because of all the nerves. Take a note will you boys: Laptops aren't meant to protect your balls.